- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

womens rights.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

where do some birds live in? Earth

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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