What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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