What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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