- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What? Huh?

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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