- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

angelo snyder is not ga

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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