Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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