- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Women's rights.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Do the roar!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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