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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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