- Anti Joke

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Will nearis is here! Get it

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

V I T A M I N C !

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

hard cheese

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Will nearis is here! Get it

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

V I T A M I N C !

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

hard cheese

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Will nearis is here! Get it

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs