Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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