- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Sex vagina. lol.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

mikey is cute

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