- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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i have yougurt mit traktor

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

so today i took a poop. hehe

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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