what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Black people being friendly.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What is the difference?

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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