- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Wright flyer

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Alchohol.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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