Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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