I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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