Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Erectile Dysfunction.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mom is so fat.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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