Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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