An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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