If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Black people are the scum of the earth

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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