Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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