School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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AIDS

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why? Why not?

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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