- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

haha Otarts was here

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Gay republicans

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

whos district champs not JM

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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