a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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