Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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learn. advance!

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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i committed murder

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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