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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

where's mom I killed her

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Justin Bieber.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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