- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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