- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

i lost the game

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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