The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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#IHateHashtags

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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a man makes a bad joke

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Blacks

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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