- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

VaginaBoob ^.^

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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