A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

the WNBA

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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