- Anti Joke

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call your mom? Mom

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."