what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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