A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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