Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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hello

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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so...um, yeah

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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