- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Haha, I get it..

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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