- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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