- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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