- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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