Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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a. why? b. because

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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