- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

This is my favorite antijoke.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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