- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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