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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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