- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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