- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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