- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

JUST KIDDING^

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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