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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A seal walks into a club.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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