- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Refridgerator.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Terraria

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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