What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your Mom

scraggle is in you pillow case

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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