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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Woman rights.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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