- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Pianos.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Cows are land manatees.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A paralysed man falls over.

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