Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Japan

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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a man makes a bad joke

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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