- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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