This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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u suck

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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