Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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hi joshua

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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