- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a seal walks into a club.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two women were sitting quietly.