What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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