why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Daniel is a fag

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

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