What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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