- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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