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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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