What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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