So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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