- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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