- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

No.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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