- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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