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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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