- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

were at work systems r down

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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