Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

nickel back

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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