Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Women's Rights.

my whole life!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Jebron Lames.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

charlie sheen

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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