What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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You have friends

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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