why is pie good. because it just is.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Caca.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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