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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

a. why? b. because

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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