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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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