- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

womans rights...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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