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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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