Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

what is orange? an orange

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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