Politics

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WNBA

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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womens rights

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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a. why? b. because

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Albino African Americans

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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