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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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