- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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