Why are white people white? I don't know

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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boys

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

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