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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats black and strange a paki

Miscarriages.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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