Women

Barack Obama

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

69.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

My love life

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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