- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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