- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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