Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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