- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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