Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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4 1/2

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Click here for free sandwich.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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The FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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