Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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