- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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