- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A sober Irish individual.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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